July 15th and 16th this year are Amazon Prime Days and in the spirit of consuming, we hopped through the site to see if there are any cannabis friendly deals for the cannabis friendly customer.

To my surprise, this year you can actually type “cannabis” into the Prime Day search filter and get 13 full pages of deals, showing that we’re finally marching toward the future we deserve.

Here are some of the best items we saw.

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Price: $44.99 $32.99

Need to add a little character to the living room, but Live-Love-Laugh isn’t really your vibe? Well look no further, buddy boys and girls, because this big three-piece wall poster of cannabis leaves is ready to be shipped right to your door in two days or less. Your parents can’t wait to see it.

The MB2E Machine From Magical Butter
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Price: $174.95 $122.45

Want to get on some mad-scientist shit and whip up cannabis concentrates at home? This extractor may be the product for you this Prime holiday season. Essentially, it’s a device that makes turning cannabis into butter, oil, tinctures, and lotions easy squeezy, lemon peasy.

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Price: $27.59 $22.07

Where there is cannabis, most likely there will be a need to mask the smell. Not because you’re ashamed of it, but simply because it’s LOUD and sometimes your green needs to use its inside voice. This smell proof bag with combination lock for only about $20 is perfect for that.

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Price: $18.99 $14.24

Why dice your tomatoes on a regular silicone cutting board when this bamboo cutting board made in the shape of a cannabis leaf is available on Prime Day? Enough said.

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Price: $114.99 $91.99

Honestly, this is probably the most worthwhile thing in the whole cannabis search section for Prime Day. Everyone knows the most cost-efficient way—and easiest to know what is or isn’t going into your cannabis—is to grow it yourself, so if you’re ready to test your green thumb, this grow tent could be your best Prime purchase. Just make sure to check your state’s laws on homegrowing first.

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Price: $16.90 $13.52

It’s a grinder, it’s gold and blue, and I want to marry it. This is one of the most aesthetically pleasing grinders available for Prime Day, so if you’re in need of a five-chamber grinder that’ll break your buds and catch kief, go ahead and add to cart.

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Price: $14.99 $11.24

Do your chain hang low? Do it wobble to the flo? Does it shine in the light? Is it platinum, is it gold? Thanks to this excellent deal on a 14k gold-plated cannabis leaf necklace, you can now answer YES to all of these questions. For such a low price, even if you don’t want or need this, you kind of have to buy it. Because needless spending is the entire point of Amazon Prime Day anyway.

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